The Chin Dictionary n.

A beautifully-designed hardback, featuring 200 pages of definitions and illustrations that perfectly capture the joyous ridiculousness of chins, the new moniker for the English upper classes. Some entries:

briexit n. Leaving before the cheese course.

camembore n. Should’ve left before the cheese course.

brexit n. Announcing your departure but actually staying for a bit longer before telling everyone that this time you’re definitely leaving although you really drag it out until someone says they don’t care whether you leave or stay just shut the fuck up.

eloocution n. Teaching your child to say loo not toilet, then watching in horror as they correct other adults.

Osama Chin Laden n. Accidentally walking through airport security with a shotgun cartridge.

Bowser's Castle n. The popular, after-dinner game of driving a quad bike up the hall stairs. Named after the Nintendo 64 Mario Kart level, where you also navigate a huge castle, dodge ancient statues, rear-end a princess whilst on mushrooms, and forget to leave a tenner for the cleaner.